The power to never get laid
@Sushi Rolling, I can fix that.
Eternal sadness and the inability to commit suicide cause I'm a mentally disabled bus.
The power of deez nuts.
@Cepheus, stay out of my territory
@Cepheus, got eemmm!!
The power to make a great peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
He becomes slightly overweight
The power of a meme lord?
The inexplicable ability to consistently fūck up everything
Reacting with autistic responses to normal situations
Government cover ups.
And then kirby was in the hospital due to a severe overdose
Carpentry...am I the only skilled person on funny pics?
Stress, depression, irritability, and anxiety.
Is wanking a power?
A massive beard... or pubes in his case
Ha! I already have that! Wait ...
A deep knowledge of the 1000 music tracks of runescape.
Lack of self control around sweets
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
@The NSA Of XXX, I would be so ready. Then I had to wait through that, and by the time it ended, I had lost 20 laps of energy
damn. you good fam?