As a surgeon, I can confirm the validity of this image
@Captain Muffin, As a preschool teacher, I can confirm that there is crayon all over my shirt.
@SimonPetrikov, As a college student, i can confirm that dessert does not exist anymore
@Captain Muffin, As a psychopath I can confirm this is true
@Captain Muffin, as a surgeon, I can swim.
And I have three of these
I showed this to my dad (he's a doctor) to convince him that there is ALWAYS room for dessert
Why aren't we funding this?
@Banetersaurus Rex, Because you touch yourself at night.
@SimonPetrikov, All righty then.
@SimonPetrikov, That sounds really, really familiar. What's that from?
@RetardedSeagull, Family Guy
Really old repost
This is my primary stomach
But costs a lung