How do I get my own personal demon?
@GreenfireH3BO3, First you contact good guy satan. Get on his good side. Bribe him if you have to, he likes sweets, then once you become all buddy buddy then you begin phase two. Phase two is where you pledge him your soul in exchange for your own personal lower demon. DONT ASK FOR ANYTHING HIGHER. Dont be greedy. He hates greed. They have been at odds for years. Anyway, thats the step by step way to get your own personal demon.
If you want a greater demon then your are on your own. Imo they are overkill and no fun. They have no imagination and are much harder to control and maintain. Even good guy satan thinks their boring. And he is such a good guy.
@LaDarkProphet, Thanks for your extensive guide. Do you know this from... experience?
@GreenfireH3BO3, Yes. Yes he does
@Good Guy Satan, Steps on Getting my personal demon: Step 1, Contact Satan: Done.
Hey, you up for a few drinks? I know a really nice place by the River Styx
@GreenfireH3BO3, A drink by the River Styx? Damn straight!
@Good Guy Satan, So, about getting a personal demon.... How can I get one?
@GreenfireH3BO3, I dont know. Owning a demon is a big responsibility. Are you sure your ready for that kind of commitment?
@Good Guy Satan, Of course I'm ready
"Fuuuck you kimmy" - jess probably
@RamenNinja, yeah basically
- my name's actually jess
@palkodots, my name is also jess and this has been happening. I dont even know a kimmy...
@BlurredLimes v2, we have to figure out who this kimmy is...this is just unfair.
@BlurredLimes v2, but she knows you...
She needs to strike a deal with a demon butler.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, better be one hell of a butler
Pu$$y whipped demon