Wtf is this headline? They make it sound like some colossal hurricane the size of Satan's anus is going to flood the whole country
@TriangleTesticles, is this...not what happened? I very vividly recall seeing what looked precisely like Satan's butthole floating above the States.
@theduuuude, waits for good guy Satan to confirm that's what his butthole looks like
@theduuuude, na that was just the eclipse
@TriangleTesticles, maybe they mean financially
@theduuuude, no that was your mom. Satan's butt Is way smaller so he can fit down the chimneys of little boys and girls and eat their cookies on Christmas Eve
You gotta stop spreading these rumors, duuuude. People are starting to giggle around the office.
@theduuuude, that was unrelated.
@TriangleTesticles, @Theduuuude, @BigJohnson86, I will not confirm not deny these accusations
Hurricane Irma is no match for his balls of steel
Could easily get ripped into the sky
Meanwhile that dudes devastating some sweet waves