Wingman of year award should go to this man.
Bro code: if you can help a bro get a bj you help him
@Killachucho, bro code: if you help a bro get a bj, he owes you a bj in return
No homo tho
Getting a blowjob from a guy is like wearing crocs. It feels good, but then you look down and realize you're gay
@Sim0nSays , a hot mouth is a hot mouth man. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, unless it's your dick
@Killachucho, wouldn't it be easier to just give him a Bj?
@Killachucho, but never do it yourself
@Killachucho, what is a bro and a bj. ..some kind of alcoholic beverage?
The English language is sick and dying.
@Totally Not The NSA, plz xplain I don't c wat u mean m8.
@Totally Not The NSA, it's not the language, it's some people who use it.
@Cobaltqube, Funny how you abrieviated words, but still put an apostrophe in don't
@bananaLOL171299, old dog.. New tricks I guess. Yeah it looked way wrong without.
@Cobaltqube, You can only drop so far before it's painful :D
Where's medal delivery boy when you need him...
@ Dslayer769, *sigh* May he rest in peace.
@ Dslayer769, he's in the fp chat
@APrettyFartSmeller, this is so true it hurts
Not all hero's wear capes. Some hold a controler/mouse.
This man is a god
Umm, I'm thinking you just got played. . .
@Gallium , there's no harm in losing at a game and from what it looks like here he could have won the game since all the other guy's goals were scored by him.
@Assassinator2399, FIFA doesn't keep like a win percentage?
@Gallium , even if it does (i don't play because I don't enjoy soccer) one loss on a video game won't affect you
Not all heroes. . .
Kinda sounds like she didn't really wanna give the blowjob 😞
Not all heroes wear a cape
I know, I was thinking the other guy was losing and just got a free win for his record. But I mean, it's just a story.