@theprofprofessor, wait, let me grab the rag first
So many plot twists, so little time.
Ah gay, incestuous pedophilia. My kinda humour
That's a good one. Actually made me giggle out loud.
I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse, then I helped my uncle jack off a horse
Why does everyone think you are jerking off when they are told you are playing with their dick? Does no one play soldier with their dick and defeat the enemy with their dick? Or have a tea party with their dick? There are lots of ways to play with a dick.
This sounds like it can only get more and more weird and erotic, go on...