I'm a little over 6ft tall but whenever anyone asks me, I say I'm 5'8 just to fvck with their minds
@Beggar Mugger, You're doing God's work.
For all the 5’9” homies out there... what it smell like?
@seeUpee, legit smells good, after the car accident smells bad
@seeUpee, Im 6'2" but I'll walk on my knees for a whiff of dat.
@seeUpee, 5'3" here and I legit love the dick and ball smell. Not sorry.
@ TouchMyCatEars, and that is why we love ya!
@ TouchMyCatEars, *brags about how mine has a strong smell* am I doing this right?
@Swagnamite, like Frughmunda cheese? It's good stuff.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I just found out recently there is lube that looks and smells like cum
@PacificaPelican, looks AND smells?! Hmm..
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeah I was surprised lol. There's also one with a realistic vagina smell too so I'm really tempted to buy it just out of curiosity
Yo.... wash your dick.
Elevator shoes...like the one's the POTUS wears. But he still tends to step in sh!t and that is an odor he may be familiar with as well.
@Che D Lay sir, does he seriously wear elevator shoes. I doubt it but also know that he is the type of vain and narcissistic person that would absolutely wear shoes that discreetly make him like 1 inch taller. This could also account for why I've seen 3 or more different official heights for that guy. From 5'9" to 6'3". But when pictured next to someone with real stats on their height, is dwarfed by someone 6'3"
edit: My quick research is inconclusive. He's still a weirdo and something must explain his drastic height differences all the time.
@mas2de, the keys to reelection are adjustable heighths and a nincompoop running mate. Whereas the opposite is true for the Dems, Joe is a nincompoop and Harris has flexible ethics.
Glad I’m not that short then
And fart air, but best part is that short people don't even have to get on their knees to suck d1ck.