Caused him what?!
The suspense is killing me!
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@Kamojoe, just caused him
As in caused him to be born
A 17-year old boy from Missouri has launched a civil lawsuit against his parents for naming him Gaylord as a child, a name which allegedly caused him to suffer from a lot of mockeries and even serious bullying.
Gaylord Williams from the small city of Kirksville in Missouri is suing his parents, Dave and Carol Williams, for “deliberately making his life miserable” by giving him “an outdated and prejudicial first name”.
In his allocution presented this morning in front of the Adair County Circuit Court, the teenage boy claims he was an undesired child and that his parents deliberately gave him that first name to make him “a designated scapegoat”.
He claims his parent’s ill-intentioned plan has worked, and that he has to endure constant mockeries and bullying because of his name.
The young man has even been physically assaulted on several occasions and has even been hospitalized twice.
@MrWonka, man, how bad of a relationship must he have with his parents to think they deliberately named him (an admittedly stupid name) hoping he would get picked on?
@Oujosh29, how could you name someone Gaylord and not expect them to be tortured.
His last name is Focker isn't it
@LorienNine, well he seems to be acting like a little focker...
What a gaylord...
@WelI Obviously, he looks like a "Gaylord "
Apparently it caused him to be a little bitch. Just change your name, don’t sue your parents.
Just change your name to Greg
@Whole Inn Juan, he did, but to FairyMary
He is now in charge of all gays.
I usually don't tolerate stupid spoiled brat stuff like this. But in this one case, I fully condone this...
i dont know, i think he looks like a gaylord
No but really, I had a step brother who a nurse in the delivery room said “He looks like a real dude,” and the name stuck. “Dude” is what he was known by from then on out.
The neonatal nurse heard his mom say “Please dont make him gay Lord,” so she wrote that down.
Hope the vagina kid sues too
You think that’s bad? I once heard of a story about a boy name Sue!
I feel like this is what that boy called Vagina will do in the future.
Gaylord is a city in Michigan...
With the way hes acting you’d think his name was joffrey
To be fair, it seems his parents really hit the nail on the head here.
You’re the Gay Lord. Be proud brother.
Got a colleague whose surname is Gaylor, He'll be hearing of this!
Man I wish my parents named me Yeetlord