When you fail your stealth check, but crit on intimidation.
"Not my fvcking job"
@I Am Captain Obvious, it’s my job but it don’t pay enough.
He made the best decision possible, well the second best one anyways. The best decision you could make is to become Batman
@nemestrinus , why be yourself, when you can be Batman?
Skyrim when your sneak is maxed
Yeah, walk away bjtch
"I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch."
"You're eating a Zagnut."
"But my movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible."
"I'm sure I'm invisible."
He learned his lesson after the first black eye.
I wonder what happens next.