Let's do the funnypics version of this.
In college I broke both of my wrists while rock climbing. During recruitment week, I still had both of my casts on but signed up the most members for my rock climbing team ever in a semester (over 100). I told them I did not drink enough milk and then this *gesturing my wrists* happened
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, one time in Hawaii I tried boogie boarding on this huge wave. Flipped forward into the water, no idea which way is up, and my shorts fell off. By the time I reoriented myself and got my shorts back on, noticed the water receding, I look behind me and there’s another wave cresting right over my head, get smacked in the face by the wave. Shorts came off again.
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I went on a 2-day hike with 3 people, intending to climb 6 peaks and camp over night after the 4th peak. After the 2nd mountain, another group of hikers reported a bear in the valley ahead. One of our friends ran off into the woods scared. Never saw him again. One hiker had both knees blow out after the 4th mountain. We tried to use a phone at the camp, but an animal had chewed through the wire earlier. We hitched a ride into town with a camp ranger who had a chainsaw and piles of heavy duty tarp bags in the back of his Jeep. We were prepared to die.
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I woke up happy once.
@tbsrk, did they ever search for the guy who ran into the woods ?
@JiggleMyPuffs, Ok dude, these were supposed to be true stories. Don't lie.
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, one time I was having lunch with my best friend, who happens to be lesbian (no added value to the story) at a hole-in-the wall super legit Mexican restaurant, in Lexington KY. At like 3pm on a rando Tuesday, and walks in William Shattner with an absolute dime-piece shorty, easily 40yrs younger, she was a legit smoke show. True story.
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I'm an avid rock climbed...what did you do to break your wrists?
@tbsrk, ....so....one of your friends just ran off into the woods....and pressumably died out there?
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I was in a summer camp, and we were hiking when a lightning storm hit. We were told to run across an open field to get to the only nearby shelter. A kid was hit by lightning three feet in front of me. The blast was so close it knocked me over like a flash grenade. The kid lived.
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I was riding home on my bike in the fifth grade and couldn’t stop because my brakes were unscrewed. As a consequence got hit by a suv type car on my left leg, it didn’t even crack.
@eleven, I had a similar situation was riding my bike downhill as a kid in my native country and my breaks weren’t working, there was this big man walking at the interception and he saw I was about to hit him he grabbed my whole bike by the front and legit just flung the whole thing to the side and kept walking like nothing happened
@tbsrk, 6 peaks? What was the hike and where was it?
@unknownjanitor, i was climbing a parking garage and fell off when I tried to do a dynamic move (metal bar I jumped to was caked in dirt so i grabbed a fistful of dirt instead of the bar). I wasn't using crash pads because I was at the peak of my career and arrogant lol
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I left a bar to go get a pack of cigarettes and on my way back I don’t remember anything just woke up on the opposite side of the street and the guys windshield was shattered they told me I got hit by a car... I believe them
@JoJoS, no clue. Lmao 🤷♂️
@unknownjanitor, fact. To be fair, besides the bear he was also complaining of knee pain. So, catch 22.
@Mario Kart, Devils Path in the catskills of NY.
@tbsrk, ah I was going to guess Adirondacks
Back in high school my boyfriend at the time (who is now my husband) and I went to this college building to work with our robotics team. We left early and as we were in the elevator, we started having sex half naked. The doors never even opened. We finished, pressed the open button and 2 maintenance guys were standing there and didnt say anything. I'm pretty sure they saw us, my brother told me years later that there's a camera in there
True story (sadly) one of my friends step dad works in the movie industry and was working on the winter soldier film. He was given tickets to the London blue carpet premiere but didn't want to go so gave them to my friend. He invited me but money was very tight at the time so I sadly turned him down. He took another friend instead. And then the texts began. Not only did he meet the stars. He got a pic of him getting a kiss from Scarlett Johansson. He then sat down for the premiere and filmed it. When it all settled down the stars took their seats. He sat next to Samuel L 'motherfùcking' Jackson. I've never got over it.
I once met Nelson Mandela’s great grandson and complimented him on his teal-colored socks.
Years ago, I was driving down the street in the French Quarter and walking on the sidewalk was none other than Jerry Springer smoking a cigar.
I saw josh peck of drake and Josh fame at a bar once. Was too afraid to ask for an autograph cuz he was with a big group of family and or friends.
Jeff Daniels was my T-ball coach.
Went to a steakhouse on the night of boxer Baby Joe Mesi's last fight. Looked to my left about half way through my meal. Evander Holyfield had been sitting three feet to my left the whole time. Finished my meal.
Just as I was starting my job teaching English in China, the company wanted to have a grand opening party. They asked me for ideas of fun activities that would promote the business and really show off the fun, silly style of after school program we offered. As we were brainstorming ideas I jokingly suggest that we construct a ball pit of balloons with a letter on each balloon and play a spelling game where you had to dig through the pile and find the right letters... 2000 manually inflated balloons later, my classroom was a ball pit. It was spectacular. But not as fun as popping them all when it came to cleanup.
You lucky SOB. Congrats lol
This sounds like something he’d do
Cool story but F Shaun king
Sam is the man
Hmm. It may be true, but if it was, my profile pic would be the picture of Sam and I, not me and a bush like the one they use
@TheMightyImp, depends on the bush ;)
@Ghoaxst, George Bush would be an okay picture not as good as Sammi but hey a Bush nonetheless