This is my first upload please be gentle
"Son, what were you thinking driving into that tree?"
"The Internet told me I had superpowers!"
@House Cat, kittens can drive?!
Or looking at funny pics
@Bart Starr, I think that's why school seems like it takes for ever. I'm trying to focus on too many little details.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, well I wouldn't know about school. But I can confirm for work.
Directions weren't clear enough. Stopped time altogether, and now I'm freaking the fvck out!
I hate my job, why would I want to make the work day seem longer?
I feel like I have already mastered this
So.. you can make your brain Lag?!
*Goes all Sherlock mode*
Woah my first post and 400 up votes this is amazing I feel soo tingly inside I don't know what to do with my hands
I do this whenever I have to bail out of a move in Parkour.
Thank got I don't use YouTube. I mean I have an Xbox why would I nee YouTube.
@Ironhomie, I don't know either. I don't even know if you knee YouTube. Ha ha ha Hugh moore Hugh moore
And kids, that's called relativity.
One word: Tetris
This must be why music seems to be slightly faster at 2 am
In other words, buy a Where's Waldo book.
Just smoke some weed, dude. Time will slow down when you are stoned.