Update to a premium bltch for four easy payments of $19.99 today!
@The Psycho Turtle, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
@Captain Britain, with the premium bltch you will receive an extra hair comb that you can use for everything except combing hair!
@The Psycho Turtle, and d
@The Psycho Turtle, and don't forget the Starbucks loyalty card! Fill that baby up and you get a free double skinny latte made with soy milk!
@Captain Britain, mhm. and if you get two of these premium bltches, say one for you're friend, you will also get a pair of uggs! Just ugly enough to go with your personality!
@The Psycho Turtle, oh damn
@The Psycho Turtle, you even get the new night shift package!
Looks who's talking, hypocrite
@Draco MaIfoy, now I know why Harry didn't like you; your're too basic.
"Stay away from me. I don't wanna contract your basicness."
Dat's just so ratchet. Ok I almost vomited blood typing that in.
Is it contagious??
Basic b!tches are easy to pick. Down she goes to suck some...lollipops.
John Kerry is a douche.
I know i am But you're just one guy.
4 May 2014 #4May2014
I don't know what my favorite Carey nickname is, lurch or John "ketchup" Carey.
HOO HA HOO
Do you know when you contracted you basic bltchiness?