The origins of Scary Mike were hard to come across, and it has taken me many months, but I have found it. It all started with the all powerful StuckPixel. They created the land of Funny Pics, and people along with it. At first the land was primitive, but soon a community appeared and the culture of the land rapidly advanced. Soon powerful people began showing up with magical powers like the ability to always be heard no matter what they say or where they say it. This power may seem foolish in this modern world, but this power was seeked by all. Some people even tried to forge their power by choosing a darker path like saying 'first' but these fools were quickly dismissed by the community. As you can guess, Scary Mike was one of the blessed, along with others such as Invalid Chicken and the infamous Jamal. Some say that these people are not only blessed by StuckPixel, but created by them. In the case of Scary Mike, this may be true. There are no birth records of him at all and there
@King of Oats, this is a reading from the gospel according to invalidchicken
@King of Oats, What about The mighty store lord Jamal?
@King of Oats, perhaps you should've replied to yourself with parts 2 & 3 of this, instead of commenting them separately
@Metzger, yeah I did that with the invalid chicken story but forgot to do that here
@King of Oats, it's alright, I figured it out, & adjusted the votes, so hopefully it stays in order for now
@Metzger, thanks for that that's really useful
@King of Oats, no problem. While I have you here & while we're on the subject, do you know why they stopped using StuckPixel? On pic 113692, a guy by the name of Darkblaze was trying to convince me & everyone else that they left because they were "bashed /bullied" so much that they felt like "nobody wanted them here anymore." I don't recall any of that BS happening, just that they all the sudden stopped commenting.
@Metzger, I honestly have no idea
@King of Oats, hey man, message me on touch. I'm under Solar Ice,
@King of Oats, me neither I guess
@King of Oats, It's beautiful and I'm sorry, but sought*
@BIGHEAD2783, yeah seeked wasn't in my dictionary thing and I completly forgot the past tense for seek
@King of Oats, For something of this quality, forgiveness was already granted. Good day sir or madame, and have fun.
are no trace of any parents. After all, what mortal could possibly spawn such a creature? StuckPixel must have created him for some twisted purpose that is yet to be seen. More proof of this is that Scary Mike said that the first thing he ever remembered was seeing a wolverine and mindlessly destroying it. He unknowingly saved the life of a strange chicken and a super rich guy who immediately gave endless wealth to Scary Mike. Scary Mike decided to spare both of those creature's lives and continued on to have the most adventurous and messed up life in all of Funny Pics. Scary Mike's tale ends with quite a bang. He gets in a friendly showdown with fellow blessed person MACWE. They have a competition to see who was must powerful, and when the dust settled, both were gone. There were a few whispers from both here and there though. Scary Mike's last words were on 88750. He was never heard from again, but MACWE has descended from wherever he went to simply speak.
He even revealed his true name at 61785. His last words were on 101032. Then, there were only whispers of his existence anymore. After the disappearance of Invalid Chicken, Scary Mike and MACWE, the blessing of StuckPixel seemed to be scarce. It seemed as if it was deleted and no one would ever have that power. Until the appearance of i shjt you not and MisterSir... Read the Invalid Chicken origin story at 87405. I actually put way to much effort in this story like I looked up scary Mike's and MACWE 's last comments and such. I actually did research. And also I know the powers thing sounds pretty lame but describing upvotes is difficult in a 'realistic' sense. But thank you for reading!
@King of Oats, bitch wtf do you mean scarce? We got me, shjts, MisterSir, Sexy, and Recently James got a Harden!
@King of Oats, but seriously dude this is fvcking awesome
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, and perhaps one day, Malekorath. But today is not that day.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, yeah I meant like immediately after the disappearance. Like the period where everyone was freaking out about a new top commenter.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, thanks
@King of Oats, you're right I remember that!
@King of Oats, and then there are the half bloods, the half blessed, destined to only ever be above average, draco malfoy and myself
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, sorry I left you out man (or maybe woman) I was just scrolling through random pics to find top commenters and for some reason you weren't in any of the pictures I looked at. I left Latvian comedian out cause he's new.
@King of Oats, Where is the mentioning of Fonz in your revelations?
@Dyrewulff, I have faint memories of that commenter but I am not that old in this app so I kinda forgot about him
@King of Oats, ahh sweet summer child.. There were many others blessed with these powers long before my time as an official commenter..
@Macbeth, that's a good idea
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, also the new king of uploads dethroning caath who was the queen is tyler643
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I want in :(
@King of Oats, but what about the invisible man
@King of Oats, dude shut up
@King of Oats, ahh but Kolin the forgotten one will rise, and his trusty sidekick medal delivery boy!
@Malekorath, is only dream
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, thanks for leaving me out of the cool gang :(
@King of Oats, yeah his blog (ScaryMikeSaga) is abandoned too.
@King of Oats, I'm pretty sure the "freaking out" incident was after Colin/Inv Man left
Yes! Let us train until our hair is bowl-cut and eyebrows are bushy, as our lives sparkle with the white-hot radiance of our youths! Let us begin, Gai-Sensei!
@Prince super Vegeta , you called
Unfortunately my tai jutsu doesn't improve when I get a hair cut
Ice hockey? *all of canada riots*
30 August 2014 #30August2014
Lookin fresh like lee kun
I too become an anime character when my hair is clean