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@RoastbeefWallet, and are we talking jelly beans proportional to a human or to a dragon? And what if they are the really large jelly beans but proportional to a dragon. That's some scary shiz.
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@RoastbeefWallet, he's playing the long game. Dragons live a long @ss time so he gives everyone diabetes.
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@RoastbeefWallet, arguably more devastating than fire. Like millions of tiny bullets.
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*wet*
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He knows what she meant, and he meant what he said.
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They don't BREATHE jelly beans. That's just what their tears turn into.
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I want to be a dragon with holes in my wings and blue fire capable of destroying a wall of ice.
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Or ice
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I think that's just throwing up
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...and you're a hungry hungry hippo....
That sounds pretty devastating honestly, depending on how fast those jelly beans are being ejected...