Lol, turtles have been around the longest and that's why they make the best jokes.
Turtle face: I had fun once. I hated it.
@1wooT345, I don't know why but turtles always look pissed xD
Does April O'neil knows about this?
What do you call a turtle without a hard-on?? Sad. You call him sad..
@JacketOff, and here I've been calling him Spoons all this time
@I shjt you not, if it were mine I'd call him Franklin. Franklin can count by twos AND tie his shoes.
Anyone ever seen a turtle dick? Those things are a good two feet long, look it up the are creepy af
Spoons, the hard-on Turtle is Spoons
Stuck in place?
"Lol, turtles have been around the longest and that's why they make the best jokes"
It's called a cloaca.