I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for 500, Alex.
@NotFlat, the circumstances lined up just well enough for me to believe it
@NotFlat, it's a good story either way, I'm upvoting
@18bluecat, the only reason I don't is I don't see a vet risking the pr
@theshadosnipe, or the dr's office being that close to the vet.
What in the fûck is that trash ass dreadlock monster
@The Common Shaman, looks like a white person at a music festival
@The Last Roman, bring in the burn ointment for that one
@The Common Shaman, hey don't talk about his wife like that
Never happened and normally I wouldn’t care but it wasn’t that great of a story