I'm more pissed about the happily ever after part
@Beggar Mugger, right?!?
@Beggar Mugger, thanks for helping me end the night in my usual way, drunk and crying.
@ TouchMyCatEars, happy to help! I've learned to accept that my life story is more Greek than Disney
@Beggar Mugger, same. Tons of crazy sex and murder. We should hang out.
@ TouchMyCatEars, you too? I'm down
@Beggar Mugger, you bring the baby oil
@ TouchMyCatEars, only if you're providing the hot sauce
@Beggar Mugger, done. Meet at the rendezvous point in 2 hours.
It’s not like the animals don’t have anything else better to do
I’m pissed I never found a dead princess in the woods
@DrSin, ‘’sleeping’’ bro, not dead
@seeUpee, I enjoy feasting on humans can you blame me ?
@DrSin, oh, I eat her up too... no judgement here.
Bet she taste like skittles