I'm sure that somehow we could tace every thing back to the death of harambe
@FunnyPicsHoldGuard, “It all began when everybody.. started whippin’ their dicks out for this gorilla. And I thought.. golly.. maybe they’re onto something..”
@The Common Shaman, then it all ended with storming this damn military base
@FunnyPicsHoldGuard, even 9/11?
@FunnyPicsHoldGuard, quite possibly... yes
The Harambe effect
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Harambe the gorilla? It's certainly a story the internet would tell you. Harambe was a gorilla so rare and so magnificent, that he could manipulate humans to visit him at the...zoo. It was said that he even had the power to influence the world through memes. In fact, he became so endangered that the only thing he was afraid of was going extinct, which eventually of course he did. You see, a young child fell into his enclosure and Harambe's caretaker killed him. Funny...he could gain internet immortality, but not actual immortality.
What if breaking into Area 51 is actually how we break out of the simulation the aliens have us all trapped in.
@Snarfel Burger, oooh I like this one
I... I want to hear this story.