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Franz, there’s medical care available would you like to try to live?
*Franz rolls 4; only lives for a little while before dying of a perfectly survivable injury*
@A Deformed Penis, nah he failed his death saves.
I’ve never played this game but I think I get the jist
@ImNotRacistBut, I have terrible throws so I stopped playing
@Dimir FTW, one of my players has died seven times...I don’t even try to kill them but they just die
@Geo1345, is your friend a bothan?
@Geo1345, yup, this happened to me too they just had a death wish (kill count X5)
I mean, what do think is gonna happen if you attack the kamakazi magmin
Or what do you think happens when you use fly and try to fly past a dragons head in a small corridor
@Emperor Mango, death by aboleth, death by grell, death by 2v7 pcs that they made themselves, death by deathclaw, death by exploding oneself, death by deck of many things, and death by flying snakes.
World War I was the stupidest fvcking war I swear to god
@open name, "let's sit in a fücking trench for days and kill each other slowly without gaining any ground"
@Kangaroo Jacked, *laughs in artillery decimating every patch of open ground that isn’t a trench*
“Oh yeah? Just try to gain some ground, we’ll just gas you bastards right back into that pretty trench there in no time”
*cavalry dying to machine guns in the background, as artillery fire continuous to rain down*
*artillery fire stops*
*trench gets flooded with gas and chemical weapons*
*several minutes later, gassed out trench and dying, puking soldiers are stormed with flamethrowers and trench guns*
*captured trench is then gassed from the other side, and is bombarded by the artillery of the army which formerly held it until those who just took it have to retreat*
Yeah, maybe it was pretty fvcking stupid. . .
So does the DM just make stuff up depending on the roll?
Gosh I missed these so much, I hope we see more
I will roll for top comment!
*rolls* gets 1*
Well it was nice knowing y’all *downvotes*
@Your Darkest Secret, It's ok. You still rolled an 9 in my book. +3 for proficiency bonus gives 12. Just enough to get an upvote.
Interestingly, I’m actually related to one of the guys in the assassination plot. Cvjetko Popović. Great great uncle or something like that. Long family history of Serbian assassins. Very interesting history
It’s funny because of the F word.