I mean we are all muggles so the wand wouldn't really do anything...
@disappointment , says you my letter was probably just got lost in the mail
welp...that's a @disappointment
@disappointment , don't you need to be a Jedi to use the light saber?
@durangokid, technically no, but a weightless blade does mean it takes a lot of practice just to make sure you don't accidentally cut your own arm off
@disappointment , actually, Lord Voldemort erased all records of muggle-born wizards between 1985-1998. So if you were born during that time period, I have news for you... Your Hogwarts letter may have been destroyed by the dark lord.
@disappointment , exactly. We could actually use a light saber but we would have no purpose for a wand
@Lord Zuko , I KNEW IT
@George Feeny, They would have sent more
@Langenator, they got lost too
@Langenator, they got lost too. My apartment doesn't show up on GPS
@George Feeny, Then they continuously send giant hordes of messenger owls to your house until you get one. Haven't you read the first book?
@George Feeny, MAGIC OWLS DONT USE GPS, THEY USE MAGIC
@disappointment , Speak for your self, filthy muggle.
@disappointment , the way I see it either the wand wouldn't work so I'd take the light saber, or we assume that we have the respective powers in which case I choose the force.
@Langenator, they never said that in the books for all you know they use a GPS
@disappointment , how do you know? HOW. DO. YOU. KNOW.
Hands down the wand. Then I can just say "accio lightsaber!" , then I'll have both a wand and a lightsaber.
@Sacanez, or aveda kadava and not have to worry about an angry jedi even.
@Sacanez, Except you have to be a wizard for the wand to work
@Sacanez, this is... Unacceptable! *Adventure time theme song begins to play*
@Sacanez, accio bum 😏
@Sacanez, best answer
@Sacanez, Then you have a lightsaber flying towards you
@Langenator, you have to be a Jedi for a lightsabor to work
@Imbraguglio , light sabers work for everyone. Jesus just matter them and wield them better
@Imbraguglio , there are non Jedi's that use it.
@Imbraguglio , the force justs helps, han fvckong solo uses luke to cut open the taun taun
@Killing instincts , not to mention General Grievous
Why would I chose a short range, albeit really cool, weapon over magic? I mean I'm sure there is laser spells. I chose the wand.
@George Feeny, because you don't get magic, you get a wand. Just like how you don't get the force, only the lightsaber.
@George Feeny, lightsaber!, who cares why! I want purple s. Jacksons! Badass
@Wordsarefun, you can't use the wand because it requires magic but you could use a lightsaber if you're a non force user
@George Feeny, because... Light saber!
@Wordsarefun, you have the most logical argument
Wand. I probably wouldn't accidentally kill myself with that one.
@lizerdman87, And I wouldn't have an old guy bothering me every couple of hours telling me to use the force.
@Whitehammer, because Dumbledore is dead?
@lizerdman87, all you get is the stick not the magic, at least with light saber you have proof its real
Light saber. The wand augments existing magic which I do not have
Neither. Sonic screwdriver, please.
@Marshall Lee, A vibrator
¿Porque no los dos?
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
Neither. I'm a muggle so the wand would do nothing, and me with a lightsaber? I'd be really likely to accidentally cut something off. Even if I didn't, I'd totally get murdered for it.
Depends do I get to use the force? And choose color of the light saber?
We are never told exactly how a end works though. Sometimes you need to say a spell other times you don't. Give me b instruction manual for both then I'll decide
@Placido, they said if you can focus on the spell in your head you can usually say it in your head instead of out loud. I think they worked on that during the Dumbledores army training but I could be mistaken
Light saber because starwars is actually real
Lightsaber. Wands are made of wood, therefore just being near a Lightsaber that is literally made of superheated PLASMA it would burn up. Your move, pixie dust tree nerds.
@Black Beard , accio light saber your move weaponless guy a good distance away
@George Feeny, ah, but what you are forgetting is the Saber is still on since accio only brings the item in question towards you. Unless you have a spell for pushing a button, you're still screwed.
@Black Beard , aveda kedava mother fvcka. Now I take your, I mean my, sabre from you cold dead hands...
@TheMonkeyGod, a curse needs the full phrase said, so by the time you start to utter the words, all I need to do is clench my fist, and there goes the neck with my force choking.
@Black Beard , but teleportation would make force chocking rather difficult I'm just saying magic beats a weird bacteria called Midi-chlorians every time
@Black Beard , no you only have a light sabre, no mention of you being Darth Vader. Just a light sabre as a weapon.
@TheMonkeyGod, using that same logic, there was also no mention of you being a wizard.
@George Feeny, you got me there. Though come to think of it, your Wizarding ways must be kept away from mankind while there is an entire galaxy that actually knows about medichloreans. Politics beats teleportation.
@Black Beard , expelliarmus. Now your lightsaber has been knocked away from you and you are on the floor.
@Black Beard , but doesn't having magic be secretive seem like a better way to live I mean people wouldn't come to you asking for your help and you can just go about doing literally anything except creating something from nothing
@George Feeny, you're forgetting that the lightsaber is still turned on. So by disarming me, and sending the hot object near your wooden wand, you are essentially dooming yourself to a life without a wand.
@Black Beard , I think you replied to the wrong person there
@George Feeny, yep. Slip of the hand. Sorry :)
@George Feeny, on the other hand, many people can also be benefitted from the force, since it essentially the life force of the universe. Say someone is trapped under rubble. Using the force, rubble is out of the way, and i don't have to go ninja and appreciate my handiwork from afar.
@Black Beard , true but still I would totally love to live in the human world as a wizard and just mess around doing stuff to make people think they are going crazy lol
@George Feeny, lol yeah sounds like a great idea!
@Black Beard , but I guess you could easily mess with people with the force too so both would be good in my book
@George Feeny, the living force is what controls everything. all you would have to do is think of something hard enough and it would happen, for example, unlocking a door, chocking someone, etc
@TechnoMonk, I thought the force was a bacteria or some such cellular thing.
You can call it whatever you want if you let me put it in... ;)
Light saber. Don't use that "long ranged attack with teh wand" or "accio," you also want the light saber
I want the thorn
if I get the force with the light saber then that's the deal breaker right there
Some people don't realize that without being a wizard the wand is just a stick. But a light saber will work for anyone.
Light saber for daysssss
obviously a lightsaber having a futuristic sword where the blade is a mother fvcking laser
Everyone's discussing this choice, while I just want a Sonic screwdriver.
Do the corresponding powers come with the item?
They both sound pretty useless without magic or the force…
I'd say lightsaber because without magic a wands just a stick, but without Jedi senses or training, someone's getting hurt…
No one said you get magic with the wand. So all you people who chose wand just chose a twig. Let's see that block my lightsaber swing!
@DietAdam, It never says you get the force either so I hope you can fence, if not, good luck not cutting off your own leg.
@lockke, well, I don't know how to fence, but I did learn to not touch the cutting part of a blade when I was 5.
*slices you in half while humming the Star Wars theme song*
@DietAdam, Vader theme would be appropriate.
@DietAdam, I'm pretty sure a knife is not comparable to a laser sword. There is no cutting edge just a laser drop it or over swing and you're screwed
Is a machine gun available? It seems like it would work quite well against both a lightsaber and a wand really
100% lightsaber, not even a choice really
Only if I hoy the force along with the lighsaver
@Murphlins, no you may not "hoy" the force you sick sick man.