Why is he in a gym? Look at your body bro, you're done; you win...
@ExPopeBenedict, maintenance bruh
@ExPopeBenedict, Some guys need to workout until they look disgusting.
@Anal Pocket, Until they look like an oversized watermelon who grew a a mountain of muscles under itself.
@ExPopeBenedict, you don't maintain a body like that by sitting back down on your butt after you earn it
@ExPopeBenedict, Didn't Kevin Hart say that?
@SecretlyFangirling, I think it may have been Louie CK.
@SecretlyFangirling, 'twas Louie CK
@SecretlyFangirling, guys it was Jim Gaffigan.
@Snoogins, yes I very specifically remember it was Jim
@cock stealing beaver, It was Jim and Louis CK I'm not going to say who did the joke first but they both have done done variation of it.
He is preparing for sex with yo mama... *goes to fire department to put out burn*
Looks like Osama bin liftin'.............
Look out, we got a badass over here.
Even when you're that big, you still need to go to the gym to STAY that big it's not like you get ripped and eat chips on the couch all day after that.
His friend is like, "Come on man! I'm done with your crap!"
Thought I was gonna see some gay por... Never mind
Is... Is that el cuñado?
13 August 2014 #13August2014
That feeling when you see mom bought Mountain Dew...
Ok I know most people aren't literal when they say stuff like "you're done" for the people that don't know it's because all that muscle can turn into fat
*You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby.*
somebody skipped leg day.
HE NO BIGGER THAN HULK *tries to hula-hoop* *breakes hula-hoop*
@The Credible Hulk, *gives giant titanium reinforced hula hoop.*
I was expecting him to pick up the 2.5s
He just shattered his PR
What? Mistersir, sombrero mop, SimonPetrikov, and i shjt you not haven't commented yet?
Now's my chance!
*kicks over line of motorcycles, knocks into bucket of gasoline, gasoline spills by orphanage, orphans throw lit match out window, shortly bursting into flames*
...I meant to do that.
@JackoftheDead, The clap? *flings condoms at you like ninja stars and runs into the sunset*