"Once upon a time I facked your mom's sister and now your mom and I aregetting divorced."
@Sometimes Bob, also your dog got hit by a truck this morning. Now go to school.
@Sometimes Bob, .... And your going to have a cousin brother.
@Channing Taintum , *you're
@Channing Taintum , I'm sorry; I just couldn't help myself.
@Sometimes Bob, "This morning."
My parents used to read me that story at bedtime!
@John Titor, "by the way, your pet turtle ran away"
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, forget what your mom said, there is no happy farm.
"And he was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
*looks at username, looks at picture, looks back at username, squints eyes*
-Wheres the happy ending daddy?:(
But...but... He's undercover
Once upon a time you were adopted.
The uploader's username makes me suspicious...
it got hit with a doge truck
Wish I could pull off a moustache like that dude
5 May 2014 #5May2014
Once upon a time your repost got hit by a truck this morning.
A repost older than man itself.
Fun Fact. This was posted before, on February 25th of 2013. Also Colin Kapernick commented and said "Once upon a time I had sex with your mom." I had this favorited for a long time... Sad Life
One upon a time there was a guy named frozenis4gays he was the only gay person
Titus! Great show, awesome comedian.
So whos "your dog"
Now here's a little story I've got to tell,
About 3 bad brothers you know so well.
It started way back in history,
With Adrock M.C.A. and me Mike D!