Dog: What the fvck did you just fvcking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fvck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fvcking words. You think you can get away with saying that shjt to me over the Internet? Think again, fvcker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fvcking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
@Vault Tec, Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shjt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fvcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shjt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fvcking dead, kiddo.
@Vault Tec, and you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee
@Vault Tec, I'm curious as to what would happen if people didn't know this was a meme. I hope they would realize it's fake since those threats and pretending to be in the military are illegal.
@ragnellalondite, Since I said dog at the begging and in the gif it shows the same start to them if they didn't know then they clearly didn't think it through very much.
@Vault Tec, gg. #bestcomments
@Vault Tec, how long did that take?
@EAFPB, copy paste. Had to replace all the curses tho which took 10 mins
Just like my sex performance, it finished too soon
Just curious, what kind of doggy toy is that?
@Radically Irrational, one for offended bitches
I swear I can hear the click clack of the keyboard
"I'm a male doh
I...literally commented the navy seal meme on the original version of this gif when it had no subtitles...woah