"food food walkies pet pet dogs food human love". There. I translated all of the dog language.
@A pet named Steve, hey, we have some trees and fetch in there too...
@A pet named Steve, SQUIRREL!
@A pet named Steve, what about I'm sorry I ate your shoes and shat on the bed?
They would ask "who is the good boy?"
The best thing about dogs is they don't talk.
my dog has seen too much to live,if he learns to talk.
"I've seen you masterbate Jim, I am the owner now"
"Ruff! I'm so hard, gotta hump your legs, sorry, gonna happen now."
If dogs could talk they probably wouldnt want to be your friend anyway.
Really, you woud like to hear,
“lets go for a walk“
“can u trow the ball“
“I want to got outside“
“I wang to come inside“
All day long?
I would highly look into reading the knife of never letring go. It not only takes a interesting look into what could say but it is also pretty messed up
I already don't, you know, just to be prepared for if it does ever happen