"YOU ARE A DOG MARTHA"
"YES AND YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC YOU DON'T SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT IT"
"OH WITH THIS AGAIN!"
"THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"
"HOW DO I EVEN KNOW THEY'RE MINE?! WHORE!"
"GOODNESS ME, YOU CVNT!"
"I WANT A DIVORCE!"
And they both lived happily ever after.
@OddStoryteller, you all good man?
@OddStoryteller, I can do short poems... Wanna form a team? We can recruit more people and form:
The Literary Lords
What d'ya think?
We need more topless shibes.
@Not Actually a Corgi, hot
Oh look a b1tch in the kitchen, whatre the odds
She's not a good doggo
The good fam.
Things got really ruff once Aunt Shiba passed away...