I often have to give my dogs head
@Ethan Bradberry, Excuse me?
@Darth Something, H.E.A.D.
He just gives them lots of hugs until they fall asleep.
@Ethan Bradberry, that's funny I usually have to eat out my cats
@Ethan Bradberry, wha?
@JJD2016, that's funny, I usually have to murder my whole family and shove their bloody remains up my ASSS hole until I can taste nana's christmas jello cake I threw in her bitch ASSS face last year.
@VibratingButtChomper, I'll just back away slowly
@VibratingButtChomper, that's funny, I usually have to massacre a town, get arrested, and eat my nana's face jello cake after it being shoved up my butt for months as my last meal.
My dog does this too except when I play a quiet song on piano
@TriangleTesticles, my bird likes to stay on my belly while I pet her and then goes to sleep. The amount of stillness I keep my hands while I move her to her bed in her cage should award me a gold medal
That's because she is a terribly boring story teller.
She will make a great teacher
So that's how they do that at the vets office
If i sing to my chihuahua he nods off like a baby.
That's an interesting superpower