I have the benefit of looking 10 years older than I am, so I rarely get carded. I'm over 21 but it's nice to not be inconvenienced
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, really the only perk of going bald in my teen years
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, to my knowledge places are supposed to always card. So it's not what you look like. Just a lazy clerk.
@Joseph The Broseph, I know that feel bro
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, I'm old enough that it makes me feel good when I get carded
I know my ID says 16, but that's 112 in dog years.
Would you let me buy some alcohol for a Scooby snack?! No? What about TWO Scooby snacks??
I’m just gonna leave this treat here, not a bribe just cuz you know, your a good boi
Customer: *Promptly exposes butthole.*
Dog: “thank you.”
"Why are there teeth marks in the wood?"
I'm 21, but when I'm clean shaven, I look 16, so I'll probably keep getting carded till I'm 30
Come on man why you do this to me?