Honestly I'd rather live as long as a dog
@JewishXenu, that can be easily fixed. Can I have your stuff?
They already live longer than anti-vax kids
@A Deformed Penis, I wish anti-vaxxers were unable to have children.
...still 3 more wishes.
*3,000 wishes later*
Okay. Somehow, without wishing for more wishes, you now have 4 extra wishes. Communists can only speak with a lisp, the climates in California have been reversed, and citizens are not allowed to relocate. Natural selection is reinstated in full force.
My aussie is roughly around 10, and even though she's in great health now, I'm going to absolutely lose my shjt when she dies or I have to have her put down
"Human average lifespan now only 15 years! News at 11!!"
@riidii, my thoughts exactly.
My dog is the one thing keeping me from shooting myself.
@Greathoneybagger88, been there my friend. On those days talk to someone even if its a hotline.
If dogs got average life spans of 90 years imagine how long they'd be puppies
Some dogs live as long as some humans
Good choice bro