Hey Jim, what should we research today you sick fvck?
@HollywoodxGhost, how about dolphin dick strange fvcking, Bill?!
@WelI Obviously, We've been over this Bill, we can't do a scientific study on every kind of penis you've tasted.
Also, does fish vag smell like humans? Cause, you know....
@farkleberry dumbbell, I'm more than sure that thing would smell like double fish
@farkleberry dumbbell, probably smells even more like fish, but that's besides the point, because this is about dolphins. (Which, by the way, look very human-like down there, at least for the females.)
@farkleberry dumbbell, mine smells like french fries...
Wow ok thats enough over-sharing for the year
@farkleberry dumbbell, this is a post about marine mammals so maybe you should take that question about “fish” somewhere it’d actually make sense
@yourewrong, it was more of a "on a related note" question. I hope your compulsive need to fix everything doesn't give you a heart attack.
@farkleberry dumbbell, thank you, I hope your habit of fvcking everything up doesn’t get you into a car accident
Scientist: And now I’m finally one step closer to making a mermaid
Why do we know this
All right, community. Who’s gonna do it?
Who’s gonna make a cartoon of a dolphin with a fvckin strap-on?
Q&A: who commissioned this research, who did the research, and who paid for it?
I don't even want them weirdos to try and defend why they researched that.
Dolphin sex is only like my fourth favorite aquatic based animal porn. Just after seahorse... freaky bastards.