Congratulations, you now have a raccoon problem.
@SurgeonSean, do you want raccoons?! Cause that's how you get raccoons!
@Lellow0079, I want racoons!
I always feel like somebody’s watching me
@meshuggah, I heard that in my head as the song.
@meshuggah, "There is someone... Walking behind you... Turn around... Look at me... There is someone... Watching your footsteps... Turn around... Look at me... THERE IS SOMEONEEEEE... WHO REALLY NEEDS YOU..."
@meshuggah, is it the real human cannibal?
When you give your friend a piece of gum in class
Aww its so cute! What's that noise? Holy shjt!! Run!
@liberachi , well he's got like 7 or 8 now, so why not
We have come for one thing and one thing only: your prosthetic leg.
We need it.
@WhiterunHoldGuard, and that guys eye!
This is horror level eye staring going on
That’s a lot of raccoon friends and not enough crackers. I’d bake for my raccoon friends and we’d all be so happy and warm and we’d watch Netflix and eat popcorn and taunt fat people, ugly people, stupid people and live happily ever after. Until they died, of course, due to senescence. I know that children aren’t supposed to die before their parents but God watch’s his children die all the time. So maybe we’re just vengeful, cracker-feeding gods to raccoons.
Shoot em, shoot em all!
That's a hell nawh for me..