This is a dollar menu family, damnit.
Can we just take a moment to recognize that the fastest man in history just happened to have the last name Bolt? It's like actually too perfect
@Thinlizzy, he's making Michael phelps look like a bïtch.
@Thinlizzy, my name's Usainmaki Bolt, and I don't wanna be Hokage! Believe it!
@Thinlizzy, I honestly thought that he just had his name changed at some point to match up with his aspiring ability
Usain bolt: casually doing the nearly impossible
"Naht in my house"
Bjtch, you get the bonus fry at the bottom of the bag and that's all. That's what I tell my girlfriend..........
GOD IM LONELY.