"BABY, MY THUMPER AINT THUMP RULL GOOD WITHOUT YOU, NAMSAYN" English at its finest. If a guy ever texts any girl like this and it's not in a joking way, just walk away from him and never come back, it's not worth it.
@SpongeGOAT, I mean that's how I text my woman
Or if I want to initiate coitus I'll ask her if she wants to vigorously smush genitals with me
Works maybe 38% of the times
@Abusive Breasts, huh, that's about 38% higher than any chance I'll get
@SpongeGOAT, try using your tits as an enticing offer and reel them in
@Abusive Breasts, i feel u bro. I tell my gf she's a worthless piece of shjt and she can't talk to her family ever and if she leaves the house I will put the chains back on
Works maybe 38% of the time
@Abusive Breasts, I see, next time I walk into a Walmart I'm gonna take my shirt off and charge at the nearest woman I see and hope for the best. Thanks for the advice my good sir.
Well *one* of these two bitches is dumb...
B*tch so stupid, the other b*tch is crossed eyed
Well, now he has to kill her as requested.
"And she calls me a bitch"
Guys he sent her a power ranger. How do you turn that down?
I thought she was tired of the cat instead of chad, it makes way better sense now.