Judgmental idiots. Don't they know that nobody's kids are going to grow up to do anything? The ominous Cthulhu's return is imminent, and we will all be destroyed in his dark reign
@Dr Rick Sanchez, God you seriously are to good at this
@Patplunkett, You're to kind
@Dr Rick Sanchez, oh no I'm not being kind. I'm just noting that I'll have to get rid of you when my own day of reign comes
@Dr Rick Sanchez, geeze Rick, when did you become part of a cult?
@Dr Rick Sanchez, I'm judgmental, but I'm also studying to become a physician; so it's kind of in the job description.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, my friend pronounces it kootaloo and it makes me wish the great devourer would arrive sooner
@Dr Rick Sanchez, the soul of chaos will be the death of the elder god, should be decide to return to this physical plane. He wouldn't dare cross the gateway, not so long as I draw breath, my mortal friend. It takes an Eldritch Abomination to stop one, and I am the greatest of them all.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, #epiccomment
@Dr Rick Sanchez, I'm voting for Cthulu 2016.
I worked as a camp counselor and one of the dads would come pick his son up wearing metal studded jeans, a death metal t shirt, and have his long black hair in a ponytail. He was also one of the most caring parents I'd ever met.
@xLuckyNumber13x, I always picked up my brother from camp or his boy scout meetings wearing whatever band shirt that scares parents I chose
@xLuckyNumber13x, Metalheads tend to be incredibly nice people.
@xLuckyNumber13x, my husband is a doctor with neck and hand tattoos. Patients love him and daycare knows he's a great dad.
Sadly I know many moms like that
I have long curly hair, wear a chain, two rings, 6 bracelets on each wrist, a necklace, black pants (usually), and I get a lot of judgment and people are surprised that I spend time with my 3 year old brother and take care of him as much as I do
@BloodWolf575, The best teacher (seriously, he's their model classroom) at an elementary school near me is a guy with pierced ears, spiky dirty blond hair, and a bazillion bracelets on each wrist.
Is... Is that a tampon the girl is picking up?
@TheBookEscape, For fvcks sake Mary, its called a syringe
@Dragondoot, tampon, syringe, both end up with blood somehow
(Seriously, though, what's the squiggly line then? Thought that was a string)
@TheBookEscape, its so the junkie can tie it to their wrist so they can find it later when they're high af.
@Dragondoot, it may be because I'm tired as all hell, but that mental image is too hilarious.
@TheBookEscape, haha :D I aim to please
As a teacher I see a lot of parents like Mary's mum. If you are that rare parent who is actually happy to have a child, you could be polka dotted for all I care, because you deserve an award.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that she hit the dab?
What if she becomes a stripping drug dealer? Need some pills? My vag is a pet dispenser. Get naked and pop em out. Whatttt?
@Cjko27, what a profitable skill, some of the richest people in the world deal drugs