Honey Badger don't give a fvck
@Beggar Mugger, you ever play Far Cry? Bc these assholes are hard to kill when they get all pissed off
@seeUpee, that’s where the phrase came from
@seeUpee, they’re always in a constant state of pissed off
@Apollo44, venomous danger noodles
@Apollo44, it’s always fun explaining that to someone who has been calling them poisonous their whole life. It’s a look of confused hatred with a little stupidity.
@Apollo44, there are actually some snakes that are poisonous. Since the badger is eating it its hard to tell which one they meant really.
@Apollo44, a venomous snake becomes a poisonous snake when you eat it, which the Honey Badger is doing.
@Fishboy495, venom isn't toxic if ingested. It has to be directly injected into the blood stream to be toxic.
@vampirefork, it depends on the venom. Not all venom is non-toxic.
Aminal fack of the day: the American badger is the best "digger" amongst the animal kingdom. It can dig holes faster than any other creature and in at least one instance, has been seen digging through asphalt.
@aminalFacks, I forgot what zoo it was, but they had to rebuild the barrier another 2 or 3 meters deep because it kept digging under it and attacking the lion next to it
@Not him again, american badger or honey badger? American badgers are nowhere near as aggressive as honey badgers
@aminalFacks, I don't remember. Pretty sure I got it from a post of a news article on here though. No idea what the pic ID is though. That's why I said "2-3 meters" instead of "2-3 yards". Had to go throw a football over a mountain to regain my freedom
@SimonPetrikov, that’s how the Hufflepuff roll!
Meth addicts of the animal world.
What do you mean kidnap baby cheetahs? Like is he holding them for ransom?
My superpower is I can’t feel pain.