I got those for my honeymoon.
It pisses me off that they put the punctuation on the wrong die.
Also, it doesn’t ever say to eat ass.
Sexy dice for single people
Got married a few weeks ago and we had these on the honeymoon. Not a single roll is good. We got some crappy dice. I suggest those who are looking for sex dice, don’t buy these.
Take some pictures and send em to me
Fun fact: if you need sexy dice to spice things up in the bedroom, it’s over. You lose. The passion you’re looking for is dead.
Also: what kind of sexy dice have “eat” or “clothes on” as options?
@liberachi , you're not married, or if you are you haven't been married long, have you?
@liberachi , I disagree
@liberachi , You never gotta stop adding new stuff to the bedroom. Keep it interesting, ya know.
@Bowie Stars, I agree 100% but dice from Spencer’s gifts aren’t going to do that, especially these dice
@liberachi , it's kinda like when you need a high roll like 6 or 20 (depending on the dice) but you get a 1 instead.
The dice have spoken!
God, that's so hot
Damn, was really hoping for sex.
As some one who has been married for a while now, this is a great roll. There's nothing like a nice meal out at a restaurant (without the kids). Eat! With clothes on.
Rolls "repeatedly eat!"