You will end up hurt
None. If he loves chocolate cake that much, he can have them all. I will stuff every. last. crumb. down his greedy little throat.
Then I'll take his wallet and buy myself 10 more cakes. Dead men don't need their money anyway.
@TheFunniestPics, that's the spirit!
@TheFunniestPics, At that point why not murder him, take his 10 cakes, and wallet, then buy 10 the extra 10 cakes with his money so you have 20 cakes?
“Oh bother. It would seem that meat is back on the menu, Piglet.”
@Cave Dweller, if you don’t read this in his voice then there’s something wrong with you
Reminds me of that fat kid from Matilda who ate the teacher’s cake
If someone forcibly takes your cakes, either you got your ass beat trying to defend them, or you didn't want them bad enough. (Also stealing is wrong, and the thief should be punished)