You don't need virus protection on a Mac. Have you not heard what the hipsters tell you?
@I like Ike, lol
@I like Ike, you keep thinking that bro
@aidenpeirce, i know they can get viruses. My sister managed to get one.
@I like Ike, Dude if you want to be protected just wrap your computer with a condom, problem solved
@aidenpeirce, yea but it doesn't stop you.
@aidenpeirce, You spelled his name wrong. Its Pearce
@Sir UberDarkAardvark, name was already taken, I improvised
@aidenpeirce, be careful fixer. @aidenpearce might come after you.
As an IT professional, I can confirm this.
@FacePalmMoveOn, as an onion i can confirm this
@TheCandyManVan, that explains why you make *puts on sunglasses* children cry Yeaaahhhh!
@Phfatman, some give this man a thumbs up, he make me laugh
@Phfatman, yeah that is most likely why.....not any other reason
@FacePalmMoveOn, I used white onion by accident, how fvcked am I?
@CodyAbode, as much as a kid in the candymanvan.....
CandyManVan, you are no onion.
@The Onion Prince, *jumps out window*
*jumps out the same window, holding a nine iron golf club*
@The Onion Prince, oh no my only weakness
We all know that one guy who will believe this... It's so funny watching them fvck up.
@ImAFvckingDog, Totally unrelated. Are u just a dog? Or just a dog who is constantly dry-humping everything?
@StarWars Assassin, it's not dry humping ;)
@StarWars Assassin, not just anything... But certain people. Speaking of which, where's Leia?
I think the new Big Mac comes with those in emm all ready
I don't believe you -_-
@FacePalMoveOn I don't get it, how does being a professional in a scary clown give u credibility in laptops???
Wow! That's so cool. Looks like I got the joke this time! *shoves onions in disc drive* .....wait.
@Didnt get the joke, oh man, you had such potential.. But you had to down vote the other comments on your picture to make sure you got top comment? I'm sorry but that's not ok, you upvoted everyone on the rest but what you've done will not earn you top comment
@18bluecat, that motherfvcker...
@18bluecat, I'm sorry I just got really upset because CandyManVan had gotten here and I thought it was the only way. Won't happen again. Sorry community.
@18bluecat, wait I just checked and it doesn't seem like he did that...
@18bluecat, nvm, he confessed
@origamiguyljb, when I had gotten here there were only three comments, he had down voted the only two and up voted his own. While it's possible he just didn't like those comments, the evidence (and his apology) points more towards- and I just got the notification of you saying never mind so.. Never mind this
@Didnt get the joke, the community forgives and forgets! Just don't do it again! =)
@18bluecat, hey, I haven't seen you in a while
@Nyhilo, Oh.. Yeah.. I haven't seen you either... Friend...?
@18bluecat, I just meant....I haven't seen you comment in a while, and I thought you left or something
@Nyhilo, you mean.. I comment enough to get recognized?! My goodness I thought this day would never come! *excitedly fans self* Seriously though, I like this app a lot, one of my top 5 if not top 2, I probably won't leave any time soon, why I haven't been commenting is I get to pictures late and then everything witty has been said
@18bluecat, First of all, you're pretty popular,you were even put in stuck comix,and you're considered to be one of the top commenters, but one day you just...disappeared
@Nyhilo, well thank you but I never actually disappeared. I comment at least once a day =P
@18bluecat, Yeah! You're definitely in my top 5!
@Pretty Sweet, *ego violently swells*
@Didnt get the joke, Candymanvan makes everyone do strange things
@18bluecat, thats not all that violently swelled was it?
It protects against the yellow spotted lizard virus
A common mistake, it's actually turnips that defend against viruses, not red onions.
Bologna works just as well
Guys this only gets you to buy a new laptop. I speak from experience.
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