Never ever want to do that
Look me personally feet are disgusting, I hate it more when people casually walk bare footed on the most dirtiest floors and they are going to rub their feet into couches and bed sheets without cleaning them...
@megamanx181x, I hate that!
@megamanx181x, so you're saying you wouldn't lick a person's feet while both of you masturbate
@GrandpaScoozy, you damn right I wouldn’t, maybe now maybe after a good shower and extreme throws of passion I might suck a toe or two but that’s it
@megamanx181x, lmao I only asked cuz I just saw a scene with that in Jim Carrey's new show Kidding. Totally caught me off guard
@megamanx181x, fvck yo couch ni🅱️🅱️a, fvck yo couch!
@GrandpaScoozy, hahaha, glad@it caught you off guard
@Not him again, they should have never given you ni🅱️🅱️as money!!!
@megamanx181x, I’ll never ever understand how people can have foot fetishes
@JakobJeanCiccone, me either....
Fvcking white people
@Moist Oyster, racist
@Dephenistrator, how do you figure
@Moist Oyster, ^^
@Dephenistrator, I guess I missed the part where I said I hate white people
@Moist Oyster, so if someone says that about blacks or Hispanics but doesn't say they hate them it's not racist by your rules? You particularly have to say you hate the skin color, or else any slander is okay? I think I missed the part where that's supposed to make sense
@Dephenistrator, stereotypes exist for a reason. Pointing them out doesn't make you racist
@Dephenistrator, but you're seeming super sensitive, if you'd like I could rub your ovaries for you until you're feeling better.
@Moist Oyster, try a double standard issue, when is it ever okay to just say "Fvcking black people". As far as I'm concerned the answer is never. Your comment is blatantly racist. Maybe someone should calm you down next time your slinging f bombs at skin colors.
@Dephenistrator, fvcking black people. Fvcking Mexicans. Fvcking asians. Does it really matter? Why are you taking it so personally? What are you? A fvcking liberal?
@Moist Oyster, #bestcomments
Equal opportunity hater. I like it.
@Moist Oyster, I'm a white person, I am not conservative but I'm definitely not a liberal and those are not examples of situations. Racism is bad so I called it out when you did it. It's no more personal than that and you repeatedly defended it in personal replies to me.
@Dephenistrator, who am I supposed to reply to? Megaman?
@Dephenistrator, I'm not defending racism. Are those feet white? You bet they are. So. Fvcking white people. If they were black I'd say fvcking black people. If they were yellow or tan I'd say fvcking asians or Mexicans (respectively). But they aren't. They're white. So. Fvcking white people. And if you still think I'm racist, then fvck you too. No different than if anyone else were to mislabel me racist. So don't think you're special.
@Moist Oyster, special? ....Really? You don't have to drag race into anything like this. If that was your original outlook and not just after I brought it up then you still have to known that's completely stupid to say. I'm gonna call racist comments, if you don't mean it, don't make it look like you do.
@Dephenistrator, ok, listen here... Kyle? Yeah, let's go with Kyle. Sounds white enough. According to your shjt logic, if anything about race is brought up, it's racist. I'm hoping that on future posts I see some consistency when people bring up race. Otherwise I'm just going to chalk this up to some millennial, triggered, over sensitive, every problem that wasn't mine is now my problem, bullshjt. So climb back into your safe zone with your participation trophies and drink some hot chocolate with marshmallows your mom made for you. You wanted personal, you got it.
#youretriggered #cryaboutit #moistoysterrules
@Moist Oyster, That was beautiful. Imma cry a little triggered tear.
@Moist Oyster, I'll be there to take down racist garbage every time like I already have over the years. I don't get what's wrong with people and race. It's a joke one minute and a lethal riot the next. Yet everyone slinging the provocative shítposts just say it's a joke like they aren't feeding the division. If i see anyone saying fúck that skin color, I have and will call them out without shane or fear EVERY time. And call me Dephenistrator, or deph. I'm definitely not a Kyle. Even though your connecting that name to race now, mildly proving me right by stereotyping which is always racist.
@Dephenistrator, ok "the sphincter" I don't really care what I call you. But while you're justly defending the races from behind your keyboard while wearing a fedora to draw attention away from your neck beard, I'll continue to make jokes about race, or women, or 9/11 or whatever topic, because that's all they are. Jokes.
@Moist Oyster, sjw's would trash whites, are you high?
@Dephenistrator, That’s racist.
@Dephenistrator, ok piper perri, you apparently can't tell which dick is fvcking you right now. I didn't call you an sjw. I simply stated you're a neckbeard. They aren't mutually exclusive.
@Moist Oyster, i don't have a neck beard.
@Moist Oyster, I take it back. That’s #bestcomment
@Illegal Salmon, no it's not, not that you would have the slightest idea. Sjw's are always pushing to shane whites as a whole, as if slavery and segregation never stopped.
@Dephenistrator, right. Just like you don't mastubate using your tears as lube into your waifu pillow.
@Moist Oyster, not my tears, but others, mostly trump haters. My wife though.
@Dephenistrator, your wife's name palm-ala hand-erson? Scarlett jo-hand-son? Or maybe you get down with Hand-thony Hopkins.
@Moist Oyster, are you seriously gonna get childish?
@Dephenistrator, says the "guy" who can't take a joke
@Moist Oyster, as long as it's not racist I take plenty of jokes.
@Dephenistrator, you upvoted me for the "say one thing positive about gays" meme when I said HIV. that's a stereotype. May not be racist but could definitely be seen as prejudice. Why weren't you crying out then?
@Dephenistrator, and ref 377448 I don't see you crying at me for being racist. I have a couple down votes there, but not from you. Could definitely be seen as racist. Hmm... where is the consistency.
@Moist Oyster, easy peasy even though your trying to be sleazy! 1: I don't have anything against gays but they have really high std counts and that fact is considered anti gay so it's suppressed by the media. 2, I don't see everyone's post all the time. There's this idea called work. I'll check it out now that you've brought attention to more if your racism
@Dephenistrator, ok. And to that point I joked about it. To which you agree to be anti gay. But didn't say anything. So your resolve only stands when it comes to people attacking whites? Kinda sounds like you might be the one who is racist
@Moist Oyster, kinds sounds like your twisting everything possible giving me the kavanaugh treatment.
@Moist Oyster, I'm not anti gay, are you saying you are??
@Dephenistrator, kinda sounds like you're tripping over your own words and principles.
@Moist Oyster, sounds like when my principals don't fit your straw man you get confused? Btw, I am not making this up, I meant to upvote megaman. I don't even remember that comment on the black and white orphans.
@Dephenistrator, man, you are making this slow work day so much more entertaining. I can't believe your still going. Your like blunt object
@Dephenistrator, it's principle. Principals are the school.
Well yeah. Saying you'll stand up to racism "EVERY time" because it causes divide and riots and freaking out on a post about it, but being perfectly ok with an anti-gay comment pointing out that they stereotypically have STDs, is pretty confusing.
If the post was black people eating watermelon and I said "fvcking black people" would that be ok? Or an Asian being good at math and i said "fvcking Asians" is that too far? Your line in the sand is skewed. Either all jokes are ok, or none are ok.
Or keep picking and choosing what's ok and what's not ok and sound like some special snowflake who mommy loved most.
@Dephenistrator, alright baby dick, this has been fun. But you are literally too dense to get a joke. So here is a plot twist. I'm a fvcking white person. Just as white as you. Don't hate white people. Just know white people do weird shjt. Is what it is.
@Dephenistrator, oh shjt wait
"I don't have a neck beard" 😭😭😭
That was fvcking gold. Night buddy
@Moist Oyster, it doesn't matter if your white, racist. It's not anti gay to point out a problem that needs to be addressed for the betterment of the gay community, and no the watermelon and math thing wouldn't be okay with either.
@Dephenistrator, you are making it racist
@Teamevolution2, "fvcking white people" isn't inherently racist? Really??
@Dephenistrator, no it's not. I thought it was accurate. Had he not said it I would have
@Dephenistrator, dude, Moist Oyster is white as well.... so y’know.......
@Midnite St0rm, so it doesn't change the message. It just means he's more stupid than angry and still shouldn't have said it.
@Dephenistrator, to be fair, I've never seen anyone but white people even joke about this.
@Moist Oyster, youre annoying as fvck today.
@GunLovingMerican, I'm gonna go ahead and file your opinion in the "things that don't matter me" section of my feeling
Moist Oyster: *racist comment*
Everyone: chill your balls
Moist Oyster: Go cry elsewhere
Listen here. Oysters are salty af.
@Tentastic, maybe if you'd keep your tears out of your mouth then I wouldn't seem so salty
@Moist Oyster, Look man, double standards are not fun. If you'd stop contributing to them and start making a push to remove them, then it might work.
Vegans are a minority but have still come a long way.
No snowflake blames themself for the avalanche.
But enough grains of sand can become a pile.
@Tentastic, there is no double standard. I just don't like people in general. Nothing to do with color of their skin, their gender, age, ect. I don't like all people with exception of a few. This isn't a racist thing. It's just a joke.
@Moist Oyster, "It's just a joke"
*And everything was better*
Unfortunately that "joke" aligns with the lines of racist double standards. So you're still contributing to it.
@Tentastic, ok buddy. Well maybe one day you can pull that stick out of your ass and not take everything personally.
@Moist Oyster, Don't pull the "personally" card either, now you're just having trouble admitting that you're wrong.
Don't contribute to double standards, don't be racist.
@Tentastic, nope. I'm fully comfortable with who I am as a person and where my morals lie. Just because someone jokes about racism doesn't make them racist. Just like if someone jokes about 9/11 it doesn't mean they are in favor of 9/11. If someone jokes about a woman, it doesn't mean they hate women.
You contribute to the problem by making a problem where there wasn't to begin with.
@Moist Oyster, Yeesh. All this mess over a single comment? Fvcking white people.
@Vanilla Ranger, fvcking white people indeed.
@Moist Oyster, Good job on defending your moral standpoint, though. Kudos, my dude
@Vanilla Ranger, I'm just an asshole. Not a racist.
But this thread makes for good reading material
@Moist Oyster, Everyone's an asshole. All the more reason to hate everyone equally.
@RogueKnight, that’s anecdotal. If I may share my experience, I’ve heard it mentioned by many races. Not all white
@Moist Oyster, How did this get 14 downvotes?
@Moist Oyster, as a white guy who enjoys this app, I support comments like yours. Fvck the politically correct. They can take their nice shiny turds over to ifunny.
Nice pivot, but no. You can't rebuttal me and call my rebuttals back getting sensitive and personal. That goes both ways you know
@Dephenistrator, pssst.... hey man, it’s funnypics, people tell jokes in the comments. Calm your tîts
@Heywood Jablomi, racist jokes aren't jokes. Period.
@Heywood Jablomi, His tits need a hefty dose of Xanax because I don’t think they’re going to calm themselves
@Illegal Salmon, hell no, not for racists shjts
@Dephenistrator, Look my dude, it’s just a joke. We either make fun of everything here or nothing.
@Dephenistrator, everything is ok to joke about or nothing is ok to joke about. I found the joke funny, am I racist? No, furthest thing from it. Don’t look in the comments if you’re just going to shìt on other people’s good times man. Also fp isn’t the place sjws
@Illegal Salmon, I wish I could upvote more than once
@Heywood Jablomi, Me too!!
@Heywood Jablomi, suck my man tits
@Dephenistrator, At least you’re not sexually repressed as well.
@Dephenistrator, there it is, the international sign of defeat.
@Heywood Jablomi, man tits? Yeah. They are gross. Ideas get downvoted on here, not defeated. My mind hasn't changed, I just feel less about the fp community again
@Illegal Salmon, happily married, so no. Not repressed.
@Dephenistrator, Don’t feel less about FP. It’s just that people need to be able to laugh at anyone at anytime for any reason. It’s all or none. If we become angry over an issue, that’s what creates division. Not the laughter itself. Laugh at yourself and with other people. Hell, laugh at other people too. If people knew how to laugh at themselves and create comedy out of diversity, racism wouldn’t exist.
@Illegal Salmon, like black face!
@Dephenistrator, I’m Native American so guess I need to be triggered about every blanket I come across? Just laugh, my dude. And be happy.
@Illegal Salmon, if it's not racist I'll laugh
@Dephenistrator, it’s only racist if you have that mindset.
@Dephenistrator, Nothing to say?
@Illegal Salmon, i am working so I can't respond before your bed time every time, but not really no. I can't convince idiots that laugh at racism to stop. It's like trying to tell people to stop drinking and driving and just hope they will make better choices. I can't help that you like trash jokes like "Fvck this race"
@Dephenistrator, I bet you’re a blast at parties man. Just learn to lighten up, not everyone who makes a “racist” joke is a racist, please open your eyes. Also fp makes fun of everything, if you don’t like that go to ifunny and deal with the cancer over there
@Heywood Jablomi, i don't party with assholes so this isn't problem. There is a difference between a joke and "fvcking white people." Learn it.
@Dephenistrator, that is the joke, you’re the one missing it
@Dephenistrator, he never said fvck this race he was saying "fvcking white people do some crazy stuff"
I’d do it.