What in the literal f*ck are those things?
@Ze Grammar Nazi, evil.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, I think people call them dogs, they're like wolves but domesticated
@Phanos, I said "those" not "that." Plural, not singular.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, cocoanut crabs
@Ze Grammar Nazi, You really are a grammar nazi. 😳
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, And don't you forget it.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, If I forget, I'll arrest myself.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, what you see is a monster what I see is dinner
@Ze Grammar Nazi, that are coconut crabs
@Ze Grammar Nazi, they are coconut crabs.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, They are coconut crabs.
@Timtrooperdrum, Better but not perfect. You forgot to capitalize 'They.'
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *Perfect
@Timtrooperdrum, Perfect*... I have shamed myself...
@Citizen Nappa, Nah man those things are freaking mirelurks. Get the fire
@Ze Grammar Nazi, crabs (coconut crabs i believe)
@Ze Grammar Nazi, coconut crabs. They are endangered. They also happen to be tasty.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, They're called coconut crabs because they can crack coconuts with their claws.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, coconut crabs!
@Citizen Nappa, awe it's so cute Vegeta! Can we keeeep it Vegeta!
@Ze Grammar Nazi, it*
@mahmspaghetti, What are you trying to correct?
@Ze Grammar Nazi, you said "and don't you forget i..."
@Ze Grammar Nazi, I just wanted to join in on the fun..
@mahmspaghetti, Why don't you try reading that again?
@Ze Grammar Nazi, it still just says i on my phone..
@mahmspaghetti, It doesn't on mine.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, I believe you
Coconut Crabs. Called so because they have claws powerful enough to crack coconuts. I'm not so sure they actually can, but coconuts aren't usually what they go after. They eat fruits and stuff I think. I believe they live off the coasts of Africa and Australia. I saw a documentary on these a while back, they're supposed to be protected in some places because people hunt them too much. And that's about all I remember.
@tha5th, do they taste good?
@Prince super Vegeta , Good question. I didn't know so I looked it up and apparently it tastes like anything else, crab and lobster. It IS a delicacy but I would imagine only through poaching.
@tha5th, OF COURSE IT'S AUSTRAILIA!
Crab people crab people
@obiCOMEonBONEme, taste like crab, look like people, craaab people craaab people
I would hate to see the chick that they got those from.
Wait until after the nuclear war and these will be mirelurks
I think these are coconut crabs.
The dog stole his millionth dollar.
Get em Dogmeat.
So here's this giant enemy crab #E3_2016
That's one ugly cat.
Coconut crabs live on Christmas Island and mainly feast on, you guessed it, coconuts. Their claws are powerful enough to crack whole coconuts. They don't mind humans, but sometimes they sneak into tents due to the smell of feet. They also like peanut butter. Finally, coconut crabs are one of two species of land crabs (the other being red crabs) on Christmas Island.
These things look like Satan has crabs that he scratched off...
Where's godzilla when you need him?
Devil: Hey God can I make one thing
Devil: *rubs hands and makes crab/spiders from hell*