@Miss Jackson, beach
@Miss Jackson, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a really long time, I'm not even made this is just amazing.
These are always so long to read, but always got that good punch
I laughed for way too long...
I need friends.
@Strident, Same I actually laughed out loud
To paraphrase a depressed British guy:
It was the best of lines
It was the worst of lines
@SimonPetrikov, o so depressed
*slow clap* Bravo
Twins have to be the same gender, biologically speaking. I'm also fun at parties, so you don't have to check that or anything.
Edit: Below this, Kreiger was right, this is only true of identical twins
@Colombian Sugar, lie
@Colombian Sugar, ever heard of fraternal twins?
@Colombian Sugar, depends on when they become twins. if it's one embryo that splits into two in an early stage, yes, they're the same gender, and identical.
if it's a dual fertilization with two ova, which happens, then it can be both genders, or non-identical twins if they're the same gender.
@Dan S Krieger, I'm too lazy to try to look up any facts to argue that, so I'll just call it fake news and move on.
Edit: By calling it fake news, I'm acknowledging that he was right and I was not, for the many people people that do not seem to understand that.
@Colombian Sugar, Krieger is right, identical twins are a fertilized egg that spits in two. Fraternal twins are two separate eggs that get fertilized by two separate sperm during the same cycle. Biologically they don't have to be the same gender, or look anything alike. Technically it's even possible for them to have two separate fathers. Isn't biology fun?
@Colombian Sugar, this is GCSE level science man like come on
@HolyCatchphrase, Idk if people caught on that I was joking about that being 'fake news', but yeah, I was thinking identical twins when I posted that.
@LeafOnTheW1nd, Well, where I am in Kentucky, they taught us about computers or weightlifting at that age, we didn't have the option to learn about that until later in high school. Sorry for being uneducated, I guess.
@Colombian Sugar, sorry dude I was being a presumptive dick
@LeafOnTheW1nd, it's not you, I forgot to say identical in my first post, and I didn't realize I'd get that many downvotes for what seemed like a minor slip-up
@HolyCatchphrase, I knew someone with the separate fathers. She was white. I met her dad, he was black. Hey Mom was white. Her twin sister was mixed. They told her she was albino until she was old enough to understand the concept of interracial threesome...
@daily joke, Dude probably hasn't even heard of Asia.
@Colombian Sugar, you just went full retard, never go full retard
@Sgtcookie15, I was missing one word...
@Berntley, Or, hear me out, I made an incorrect statement for which I apologized.
Edit: I bet your mother's never even heard of swallowing
@daily joke, I realize that nobody is going to bother to do anything but read the top comment, see how many downvotes mine has, downvote mine, upvote yours, and assume that because I was ever-so-slightly off about a rather minor element of the picture that I must be fücking stupid. I didn't mean to lie, so I'm sorry I was missing one word...
@Colombian Sugar, i love how you downvoted the comment referencing this pic. Brilliant.
@daily joke, I love how only one downvote on one comment bothered you enough to come back to this pic to insult me. You must be proud.
@Colombian Sugar, no i was scrowling through my list and saw one downvote on the pic and when i saw your name i thought nothing of it till recently when i put two and two together. I thought it was either ironic or pittiful on your part. And i commented on it.
@daily joke, Right, because downvoting you on an app where you can upvote or downvote everything is definitely *pitiful on my part. Definitely moreso than feeling the need to come back and comment on it.
@Colombian Sugar, look i post all kinds of jokes i look at who downvotes them to see if its a troll or if my joke sucked or offended them. Considering you getting downvoted here i wanted to know if the joke was bad or you did it out of spite. I take my jokes seriously as making people smile makes me smile i spend hours at a time searching for jokes and adapting to make people smile because their smiles make me smile.
@daily joke, You felt the need to specify, "considering you got downvoted here", following you insulting me shows me that you understand why you came back to respond, I don't know why you're pretending to be oblivious. It seems like you're trying to make yourself seem like a saint that's only concerned with making people laugh, but I seriously doubt that you spend "hours at a time searching and adapting" to get non-visible smiles from a small community on an app. But then again, I didn't specify "identical twins" in this post, so I guess you shouldn't listen to me.
I'm 90% sure, correct me if I'm wrong, that Ving is absolutely not a real Chinese name. "V" is not a letter used in Chinese pronunciation, so this is stupid. I mean, it's cute and clever (albeit racist af) but I'm mostly just annoyed that the author couldn't think beyond the cliche "-ing" name ending and find some other nationality that might actually use that name.
@lovely imposter, the entire story is literally about how those are some stupid @$$ names. How the FVCK could you miss that?
@lovely imposter, I think you missed the punchline.
I've heard of Rick rolled, but what would this be? Journeyed?
Wow just wow
This was really something