*murders everyone involved with this pun*
@Good Guy Satan, You murdered a cop, you're now a wanted criminal. I'd suggest you run.
@Sir LancesALot, "I guess I'll have to cop with the pain. Oh no; the virus is spreading!"
*turns gun on myself*
@Good Guy Satan, What a turn of events. Oh no. It's spreading too fast.
*jumps out window*
@Good Guy Satan, you just gonna use the gun as a cop out? OH NOE. The spreading is accelerating too quickly!
*lights self on fire*
@Good Guy Satan, Look you didn't think the murder through Satan. Where do you think people that make puns this bad go? So you're just going to see them at suppertime.
@Papa Palpa, I'm from the future. We're in the random section.
I ...... I don’t get it.... can someone explain please?
I’m at Lunch with co-workers and a few corporate visitors from another state. They’re fvcking talking about work, and I’m giggling my ass off at this image randomly and they look at me like “See! See! He gets it! That’s why we have to merge some of our engineers with our support group.” No idea what was just said.
I don't believe this. That cop is black
Side or sight?
👏. 👏. 👏.
I didn't see the side at first, so I read it as Hamas
*holds up a homunculus "nope, no hummus here