Does captain falcon yell captain in front of everything? I'm just imagining him seeing a hot chick and yelling "CAPTAIN BONER!"
@theshadosnipe, I thought he yells “Falcon.” “Falcon PUNCH!” “Falcon kick!” “Falcon BONER!”
@ManWithHair, i'm a fool. You're completely right. But this being the internet i'm pretty sure i'm obligated to deny it and say you're an idiot
@theshadosnipe, then I believe I’m supposed to say I had sexual intercourse with your mother.
@ManWithHair, then I shall respond with the ultimate comeback. No u!
There is something very wrong with his lips and I don't know what it is.
Oh I'd take her for a walk
Cause she's a h*ckin good girl and deserves a break
“I don’t think I can now. I seem to have a lot of extra work.”