When someone comments "first" on funny pics.
@That NPC With Advice, first
@spiderrrman, I'm not sure what you expected
This is what happens when I see dat boi meme.
@K1lgore, o sht wad*downvoted so hard my species gets killed*
@Taquito Speedo, oh shjt
@K1lgore, I submitted a Civil War pic with Dat boi
Pierre, a brave french fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" Says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the brave french fighter pilot! When I have red meat I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things begin to heat up even more, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the brave french fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really heat up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero, grabs a bottle of.
@CreepingCharlie , 2/2
Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strike a match and lights the Cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously "PIERRE, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" our hero, stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the brave french fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
@Taquito Speedo, why, yes
@RhettandLink, mmmm 😘
Down votes kill. Smoke meth
When someone comments "First"
when people see this comment
@Captain Penis, I'm conflicted on how I want to rate you...
@MedalDeliveryMan, I'm sorry.
How Wall Street is on a bad day.
Lasers can't melt steel beams.