Thanks Drake, it's been rough since she left me for that cucumber.
Will Drake make sweet passionate love to me if I ask? And can I have him bring over Kanye, Lil Wayne and Eminem and perform Forever in my basement?
@TamblanTheBrick, "I want this shjt forever mayne"
@TamblanTheBrick, And Macklemore. *Gets shot*
@TamblanTheBrick, lil Wayne?
@The dUMB Genius, usually I'd agree but he's actually not that bad on Forever. Eminem's mere presence enhances everyone on the track
But what if your ex is bloody Mary?
@Beelbo Baggins, Not sure if you escaped lightly.
I just broke up with my boyfriend this week. I still love him, but I could tell that he didn't care about me anymore. I miss him so badly.
K I'll say it. Fvck Drake. He's awful.
@Iron Manwich, he's the greatest rapper of all time
@Prodigy, would you like to get slapped by a penis?
@ Kendrick Lamar TDE, I bet he would.
@ Kendrick Lamar TDE, hi
If rather have Biggie Smalls
Nobody Because Im Forever Alone, Nobody Because Im Forever Alone, Nobody Because Im Forever Alone
You guys cry over break ups?
@waffen ss, I've been broken up from my ex for over a year and I still cry about it at times. Despite it being a mutual and clean break up, we were together for six years. I had a thing with another girl and that still didn't get me passed my ex. I think the length of time we were together and the fact that she was my first girlfriend was what did it. Not a day goes by when I don't think if us together. She's moved on. I haven't. Sorry for the long post but I felt that a bit of honesty would drive a point across. Not sure what that point is though.
@waffen ss, if you ever experienced real love and then had it ripped away from you, you would cry too.
@GreatWhiteBrow, Damn. Same exact thing here. Only it was almost 1.5 years for me, and she wasn't my first girlfriend, but we took each others virginity. To me that was a very special thing. We seemed unseparable, but one day, out of the blue, she left me. I still dream about us together. Then I wake up, and it totally ruins my day. I try not to think about her, but I think about her everyday. It sucks! I value a true honest relationship more than ANYTHING! She also moved on, and I'm just sitting here in a chair. She left me over a year ago as well. I just hope that I'll meet/realize the girl I'm supposed to be with... soon.
@Bonersaurus, The addition of "soon" in this community worries me. :p. I kid. I hope you do too, dude.
@GreatWhiteBrow, Thank you. And I hope you find the one as well!
@Bonersaurus, I was talking to a girl and we really liked each other. We always hung out and went on little dates together, we weren't dating but I would do anything for her. Then one day she started talking to someone else... And only talked to me for emotional support (this new guy cheated on her at a dance). Shes dating him now. I don't think of her as much, but when I see her in the hallway I fill up with emotions and then become sad.. We say hi sometimes. Oh Lisa Zeemo..
@Cocconut Head, I understand
@waffen ss, I don't.
@GreatWhiteBrow, I spent almost three years trying to get over my ex, and I cried occasionally over those years. One day out of nowhere she just decided she didn't want to be with me, and that night I went to bed and cried. Three years later I met another girl and she completely took my mind off my ex, now her and I are together and I'm very happy. So cheer up man! You'll find someone some day. Don't worry, be happy.
@YetiWithFlamethrower, and everyone else above, i read through your posts and i really
@Marie Laveau, appreciate the honesty.. Before I read these I thought that guys didn't care for
@GreatWhiteBrow, sorry but i have to correct you. You should be using "past" not "passed". They sound similar like homophones but mean slightly different things. To move past is to have moved past. Meaning it is in the past tense. To have passed is to have physically moved in front of rather than put intobyour past. Yes thats 3 different meanings to the word "past" and is why english is so confusing.
@waffen ss, I'm sure my ex does. He broke it off with me five years ago, but wanted to be "friends". So I broke it off with him cuz I was tired of him stringing me along. He's dated two girls since me, both of whom look just like me, and when he's single, he STILL tries to be "friends" with me, and the reason I cry is deep down I still love him and part of me always will, but I know he's never really coming back, he is a mama's boy, and she hates me. We were each other's first, together for over 2 years, but we knew each other since we were Tweens, so.... Crazy I know. @GreatWhiteBrow, six years is a long time, and getting over it will be more difficult because of that length of time, my prayers go up to you.
@waffen ss, While I see why you're getting downvoted I disagree with it a little. I fell so hard for this girl a few months ago--disclaimer: I'm a Jr in HS so I don't have as much life experience as some people on here--and when it didn't work out I was crushed but I never cried about it, not because I wanted to fit to the "men don't cry" stereotype but just because I had to look strong for my little brothers because my parents were in the middle of a divorce. Also crying just isn't really my nature; everyone's different. Some people cry over losing love and some people just don't. We shouldn't judge each other based off of how we are especially if we can't change ourselves
@GreatWhiteBrow, I understand you to a point. I recently broke up with my first gf after being together for two years. I don't cry because I'm not the crying type, but it's still been difficult. I'm sure you will get over your ex as I will mine, but be patient and remember that you decided you were better off without her
@YetiWithFlamethrower, I've never gotten the opportunity to have a girlfriend. I think I talked about this on our Funnypics Touch group, but not on here. Everyone seems to keep saying, "Oh, the friend zone is a fake barrier. Ask her out already." The friend zone isn't just a barrier. You know it is there for sure when you ask out a girl you loved so much and became best friends with, only to be shot down with, "Sorry, I like someone else" or "Let's just stay friends" or even the occasional "HA! I'm sorry, but we would NEVER work out" and I have never even had the chance to prove myself. EVERY DAMN GIRL shoots me down. I have moved on for now, but when I see things about relationships, it brings me back to the ugly truth. With the way my future is hopefully set, I won't have much time for someone...unless I already have them in my heart. My high school years are thankfully nearly over, but with it, my freedom from true responsibility and the ability to be free from most of the stressors
@The True Pyropath, that plague adults in this age. I want to get to experience more! And at times, it seems I am the only one who hasn't even had their first kiss yet. I know there are people like me, but for the life of me, it seems they get lucky while I end up having nobody. I mean, I have my family, but I need someone who would gladly take the time to listen to my grievances and heal them at least a bit with their support. Every girl has stabbed me in the back, even when I have opened up to them. I am hopeful for you guys whom lost a girl, and I truly hope you find the right one. I can't feel your pain in the regard of being betrayed in that regard, but damned if I don't know the pain of loneliness, betrayal, shame, and such. Maybe some day I'll give the story of one true love whom I was rejected by...but that's enough text blocks on this pick. TL;DR : The friend zone is real and my life is a bitch, and I know your pain.
@Cocconut Head, that happened to me 3 years ago. Only thing is, I can't get back with her ever. Can't date the dead.... *cries manly tears*
@GreatWhiteBrow, I feel your pain brother. I recently hit 6 months split from my wife. We were together 7 years. And to @waffen there is no shame in showing your pain.
@GreatWhiteBrow, I didn't realize i opened up feel pics *sheds a tear*
@Thestonedtaco, Really? I got emotional during a post and you're going to give me a grammar lesson over one mistake due to lack of concentration? I know I can be a bit of an arse with grammar at times but that takes the biscuit.
@FacePalmMoveOn, Holy crap, man. You seem to have it harder due to being married. Sorry, man.
@GreatWhiteBrow, pain is relative. I have it no harder than you, my friend.
@FacePalmMoveOn, Fair point.
@Official Badass, I was just referencing a TV show, but I am so very sorry for your loss. I hope one day you may be able to love again.
@GreatWhiteBrow, "takes the biscuit" is officially my favorite idiom. May I use this?
@Sarcasm Central, Do what you wish with it. :).
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary...uhh..Drake and Bloody Mary..this is awkward..
8 May 2014 #8May2014
I'm here again... alright see you soon