There is only one thing I need to know.. Which one has the best dad jokes.
@Hey Chuck, by "best" do you mean worst joke? Which makes it the best dad joke?
@Hey Chuck, The black one on the top right. He tells them to all his buddies at the bar before, during, and after not coming to see you for your birthday.
@Hey Chuck, the man you're looking for goes by the name Mungus, Hugh Mungus
@Hey Chuck, jokes on you I have two dads
Dibs on Pete.
Pancakes... Trampoline... Pancakes... Trampoline... How much to have them pretend to be gay and I can get two dads?
Imagine the dad jokes if they had a convention...
@Dildo Bike, Or even just in the stockroom!
Oh my gosh, look at those prices! And I've been doing this for free?! Oh, my kids are gonna hear about this when I get home from work!
@J Boogie, can you be my dad too? I never had one.
I want the DILF special
Sounds like a doctor Seuss ad
I sing the body electric...
Anyone notice that green flower symbol on "Christopher" is the same as the titles of the spell book post (#237235) recently?
@onetoendall, yes, "Obvious Plant" put these out
@Poser Pete, Interesting. Never heard of him until now.
You had me at "trampoline"
Anyone need a granddad?
Don't trust pete
Some days I'm Manuel, others I'm Walter.
Gary looks like he'd take you out in the woods where his dad used to take him and you'd end up having to fight a bear to save his life
Owns a trampoline.. taken
Manuel's got a trampoline? Sold!
I need one who will be a part time dad and a full time alcoholic, who never hugs me.
I want it to feel authentic.
Hmm let's see...crackhead, trying too hard, black, pedophile. I don't feel like any of these are for me.
I live in Frisco. That's not funny, but it's what I have to contribute. Have a nice day.
$1700 dollars to have a dad that'll be gone forever by the time you get home? Nice try newspaper add