On an unrelated note, I used my parents bathroom and they had their toilet paper roll on backwards. Of course I called them out on it, and instantly my dad said "YOUR MOTHER DID IT." Apparently this has been an argument with them for the 20+ years they've been married.
@Radically Irrational, I realize I'm about to sound blasphemous to most people here, but I've reached a point where I don't care which way it faces. I'm just glad I even have toilet paper anymore, since my fiancé uses just....wads at a time, and my 1 year old likes to unravel the entire thing all over the floor and into the toilet the second the opportunity presents itself.
Sloths are natures reminders that we need to slow the heck down
@nightmanAh, try telling that to someone with adhd. I know when to go to sleep by if I no longer feel like I could run a half marathon
She stole it?