How it happened
Or yknow breastfeeding but yeah cow utters
@TheNightShifter, What? What does the cow utter?
You wanna suck on one of my teats??
Are we going to ignore the fact that the bull (horns) has utters?
@bandgeeknation, cows can have horns too
Beastiality is best reality!....wait what?
This dudes not getting milk from this poor deformed cow seeing as its a male with udders. He might get some man "milk" though.
Or they saw the calf drinking from it, and because humans drank from their own mothers breasts, figured it would be a good idea.
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, how many other animals milk did they drink?
Dem pink nipple titties. 🐄🍼
Dem titties 👀
Well it wasn't an 'utter' catastrophe.
This was from portal 2. "The first person to drink milk was very very thirsty. "
Everyone who honestly can't understand how milk from cows was first discovered is grade A retarded
I don't see portal 2 cited for this joke...
@TheDemonSide, open the gate a little, which half do they want to see?