You went to jail for smuggling drugs in your RV, jerk. The lizard just happened to sniff them out.
@Pubmarine Shamwich, It's a good scaly boi, braughnt
His cousin can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
Imagine if they'd trained a crocodile
Dammnit, and I'd finally found a way to trick the dogs
Don't lizards have a terrible sense of smell?
This should prove to anyone that drug dogs are bull.
You inject things to get you dizzy? Watch out for the Lizzy.
Of course he is married
@starkiller702, what is this supposed to mean lmao