I'm only driving drunk cause that bîtch drove me to drink.
@CrustyMcballs, my dad got into a drunk driving accident when i was little and went to jail for a while. That was his excuse
@Cat Lauer , *~Abraham Lincon
@Cat Lauer , I'm glad someone got that reference
"Yes you wanna get in?"
"I thought you'd never ask"
"So you're drinking alone?"
"Haha what a fvcking loser"
*plays country music*
Here sir, have my badge. You need it more than ibdo
NYou have enough problems'
'99 to be precise, Sir'