My mom likes your yoga poses
and shjt themselves
@I shjt you not, no you're lying
@Bermy Juice, you don't know Big Mike. We laughed at him for months
@I shjt you not, you were supposed to say "I shjt you not"
@Arcticchiller, I reserve those
@I shjt you not, I'd like to make a reservation for one, then.
Simple, smother him with a pillow until he stops throwing a fit
And have them climb into your bed when they can't sleep...
As a parent and friend of many drunk friends, I can confirm.
My 2 year old threw a tantrum, once.
Well for me my drunk friend is easier. All I say "shut the fvck up, and go to sleep" he then proceeds to close his eyes, vomits, then falls asleep. True story.